D.L.W.C.

acronym for "Dies Lonely With Cats" used to explain single micro-managing female bosses who are married to their job and have no chance at a relationship

My boss is ugly, socially awkward and has no chance of meeting a husband, her job is her life. She is going to be found dead in her cube and the police are going to rule her death a D.L.W.C. (Died Lonely With Cats)