Darben

(1) Person or Thing that fails beyond belief.

(2) God's only failure.

(3) An act that can only make you want to do terrible things to people or objects.

(4) A word used to replace failure when the fail is much farther than epic.

(1) Guy 1 - That guy just got a killionaire off of his own team!
Guy 2 - What a Darben.

(2) Guy 1 - Who is that?

Guy 2 - ... Darben.
Guy 1 - What was god thinking?

(3) *Attending a funeral*
Guy 1 - What happened to your grandmother?
Guy 2 - A Darben hit her with a baseball bat on accident.
Guy 1 - Damn... Only if there weren't and Darbens in this world.

(4) *A guy rides a bike into a stationary car*
Guy 2 - LOL!!! DARBEN!

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