A man of passion, a man who loves animals, an experienced crystal PVPer, and a great lover.
He is kind to all animals, maybe too kind. Very giving, not a zoophile no matter what the court thinks.
He is not a zoophile. He may be on some sex offender lists, but they are probably just fake news.
He is not a zoophile because he only fucks his own animals, orally.
DBVA is good at crystal PVP
Brain damaged sex offender that loves to fuck tiny little animals at the petting zoo
Officer: Is the zoo locked up?
Officer 2: Yes, let me just check the cameras one last time.
Officer 2: HOLY SHIT DBVA IS FUCKING THE DUCKS.