DDJ

Doctor Doctor Jerry; A mixed drink composed of Dr. Pepper, Dr. McGillicutty's Cherry Schnapps, and Sailor Jerry spiced rum. It is also proper to refer to the drink as an “Honorary Jerry” which alludes to the many honorary doctorate degrees bestowed upon Norman “Sailor Jerry” Collins in his lifetime.

Matt (at lunch with business associates): Excuse me, waiter, I'll have a DDJ, please.

Sailor Jerry (in background): Always a good decision!

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DDJS

Didn't do jack shit/doesn't do jack shit. An engineering acronym.

Kirk: "Scotty, how far are we on replacing the dilithium crystals?"
Scotty: "DDJS. Ship's Engineering is on strike until you knock off the joyrides."

DDJ

Dumb-dad-jokes

When someone using dumb dad jokes, you either laugh ir dont at their ddjs

"I love Camille she always laughs at my ddjs"

"Yeah because she has a bad sense of humor"