DIFTS

Do It For The Story

Much better than YOLO

Guy 1: Think I should participate in that gangbang later

Guy 2: Dude....DIFTS

Guy 1: Yea, you're right *strips naked and throws on condom*

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DIFTS

Abbrv. Do It For The Story
Often used to make someone do something they don't necessarily want to do. Making things happen that normally would not stricly to be able to tell people about it. Doing things you would not normally do because of the memories you will have.

James : Yo man lets go out, dollar beers.
Sean : Can't do it man, got a huge final tommorow.
James : Comon man lotta girls, going to be epic night
Sean : Test tommorow... CAN'T
James : DIFTS
Sean : DAMMIT MAN, ill go get ready...

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difted

to be differently gifted.

That dude is difted!

Dift

To sprinkle pubic hair on an object.

She difted on her roommates pillow case.

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difts

"do it for the shorties"
to act in a chivalric manner in respect of the fairer gender.

I difts, you difts, we all difts for the shorties.

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difts

"do it for the shorties"
to act in a chivalric manner in respect of the fairer gender.

I difts, you difts, we all difts for the shorties.

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Dift Pic

When a guy is so desperate to get a girl's attention on Valentine's day, that he's willing to go as far as abusing the Facebook messenger's new feature, by sending her a Dick Pic via a gift-wrapped message.

Desperate Guy : *Sends Dift Pic*
Girl 1 : OMG it's this annoying guy again !
Girl 2 : What message did he send you this time ?
Girl 1 : I dunno let me check ... Oh WOW he sent me some sort of gift !?
Girl 2 : OMG you're so lucky to get spoiled on Valentine's Day ! Open it girl !!!
Girl 1 : *Unwraps Dift Pic*
Girls 1 and 2 : Ooohhh Hell Naaahhh !!