To masterbate in a one-knee kneel, preferrably in the face of a partner wearing a stormtrooper mask. Inspired by Super Star Wars for SNES.
I gave the old girlfriend the dirty luke last night and she screamed like chewbacca.
Steve and Samantha like to get the old dirty luke on at least once a week.
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To piss all over ur sisters new born baby and lick it off while maturating on a goat
Fuck man I need to eat mac and cheese and do a dirty Luke to get off
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The act of a male talking like a baby whilst begging for sexual interaction from a partner, then proceeding to unconcentially fist her anus and then licking his fist after.
My friend was talking to a girl and got bored so he did the Dirty Luke.
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A guy with high agreeableness. He tries to get as many people as possible to like him while sometimes trying to slip things under the radar. The most noticeable and prominent way is by being nice, but that's not the only one. A Luke will do things he wants to do and if he knows that a certain person is going to be bothered by them he will act like nothing has happened and sprinkle in a bit of flattery just to be sure he's in the clear. Lukes appear to be nice company, and they certainly can be under certain circumstances, but they can also be a really bad time.
"He said the window was opened so the wind blew and tipped the jar over so it smashed."
"Ugh... he's such a Dirty Luke..."
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The ace of inserting your penis into a burst pustule, distributing the pus all over your cock then slapping them hard in the face with your dick. Once your penis is clean you hatefuck them raw in the arse while fingering any other hole of your choice. Finish by cumming onto a tampon then shoving it up their arse before it expands.
My lover is a bit of a prick, might do the dirty luke on them later
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Act of nutting in your sister called Ella and the next day your friends call you Nutella meaning that you nutted in your sisters hole.
Yo Nutella, how you doing today you dirty dirty Luke jones.
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When youβre going down on a latina girl and you light up a fat bowl of DMT and blow it into her cooch.
Chica 1: βYo how was the party last night?β
Chica 2: βOMG it was amazing, he gave me the ole Dirty Luke and I was tripping BALLS.β