DMP

Descriptive acronym of a boring gentleman who is in a drinking establishment.

Dullest Man in Pub

"Hey, what's up with Alan? He's boring!"

"Yeah, he's like that all the time. He's DMP"

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DMP

Dip My Pouches

"yo come DMP with me"

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DMP

short for "Dropped My Phone"

cole: ad;lskfja
linden: ?
cole: sorry, dmp
linden: WTF? i cant find the meaning on urbandictionary
cole: dropped my phone, sorry

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DMP

Drug Manufacturing Plant

Military Term

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DMP

Dmp is slang for “Date Me Pls” normally used by someone who wants to get the attention of somebody hot or attractive

Yoooooooo sup Jenny hahahahaDMPhahahhha

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dmp

dmp shorthand for digital music player which is commonly reffered to as an mp3 player, or an "iPod".

all the cool kids are using one!

dmp aka "mp3 players" suck because their memory cannot be upgraded, they play mp3 and wma and not ogg or other formats, they use id tags which is a pain in the ass to update, alot usedrm and the piece of shit ipod is running this bitch.

a cellphone is not a fucking digital music player!

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DMP

Designated make-out person

Ella needed a DMP for the party, otherwise she would try to make out with everyone