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When you are cannibal and you bite a guys penis off. You swing it around like a dog toy in a dogs mouth.
AGHHH SHIT DHE JUST DOG TOY’d MY DICKKK!
Dude did you hear about that girl that gave a guy a dog toy?
All fucked up, like a chewed up dog toy
Dude, you look dog toyed, get some sleep and a shave
Chewing item that is made of either plush or plastic for animals to chew on
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an act of showing one's testicles by pulling them up over one's boxers, shorts, etc. and leaving them there to hang and parade them around to people. Thus, with only the testicles showing, and the lack of blood flow to the scrotum, they actually look like a dog chew toy.
"i whipped out the dog chew toy on my sleeping roomate after slapping him in the face."
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Refers to the bad temperament of ankle-biting toy dog breeds.
If your going to ban pitbulls then u needs to ban chihuahuas and poodles both of which have attacked my dog and myself i have never been attacked or growled at by a pitbull. There are more bites and attacks from chihuahuas and poodles than there are pitbulls. Get you facts straight people like u make me sick. Toy dogs are just and nasty.
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When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”
Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”
Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*