Don't Shoot

What someone says when JASH is about to shoot. Usally when someone says don't shoot it's because a piece is pointed at their head.

What people say when they see JASH, 50 cent, or any other rapper.

Don't shoot is associated with the song "Warning Shots"

Bank Clerk " Don't shoot, Don't shoot!"
JASH" Don't tell me not to shoot!"

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Don't shoot the puppy

probably one of the best/worst time waster games ever made. involves a puppy a cannon and maybe the occasional red ball.

Man, I was playing don't shoot the puppy the other day and I about crapped myself it was so fun.

Ever heard of don't shoot the puppy? no? Good, let's keep it that way...

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Don't shoot the messenger

A term that is used to basically tell you "please don't get mad at me for saying this."

"Hey bro, don't shoot the messenger here, but I think my car might be out of gas."

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hands up don't shoot

The rallying cry of protestors trying to paint a criminal as an innocent victim.

Lindsay: There was a hands up don't shoot rally over in Mt Vernon last night
Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground
Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another.
Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow?
Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white

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Don't shoot the cook

When you get bad news while eating your dinner.

(Eating dinner)(K to Steve)
K: I just got news that Oliver succumb to disease.
Steve: When did this happen?
K: About an Hour ago
Steve: Lets get the Family together. I was just eating my dinner.
K: Hey, I'm just a messenger.

Don't shoot the cook.

Don't Shoot the Car

Not to do something stupid

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!