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Having sex with two people in one day. Usually a casual hook up and a significant other.
A: What did you do last night?
B: I made a double play. First, I met X at the bar and brought him/her home for some midday action. Then I had dinner with Y and stayed the night at his/her place.
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When you take a massive dook that not only scrapes the bowl, it also plugs the toilet.
I had to use the plunger and toilet brush after having a double play.
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To pick up two girls at a bar and take them home with you for some action.
Very few men have managed a double play.
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When a male reads a woman a children's book in a smooth deep voice at night to help her fall asleep. He then procedes engage in anal sex with the sleeping woman.
Diane: Jimmy read me a a Clifford The Big Red Dog book before bed last night and then I woke up with a sore anus.
Tiffany: Looks like Jimmy turned the old Double Play on you.
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When two people are declared "out" during sexual relations-a threesome or greater-usually due to an unforeseen complication or unavoidable incident.
Kelly was about to engage in coitus with the two men from the bar, but the abrupt phone call informing her of her mother's passing resulted in a double play for the two of them.
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A baseball double play featuring the pitcher (1) throwing to the catcher (2) to get the runner coming home and save a run scored, then throwing to the first-baseman (3) to get the batter moving towards first base.
The Yankees got out of a potential Grand Slam situation with a Sesame Street Double Play to end the 6th inning against Arizona Diamondbacks.
a regrettable phenomenon, most typically occurring on a diaper table, wherein an undiapered baby "drops a deuce" then encores with a "golden shower", as (s)he is being adjusted to fit into the clean diaper. As the definition implies, the resultant fluids thoroughly coat the adult's hands, typically through a disgusting direct hit. Silently enduring this or laughing aloud is a sure evidence of evolutionary fitness; why else would one tolerate a little person relieving him/herself directing onto one's hands?
While "turning a bare-handed double play" is among the most vaunted and skillful of infielders' defensive plays, it is among the lowest of indignities on the diaper table. Though it does also require quick thinking and defensive maneuvers to keep fluids off clothes and clean diapers and changing pads, any such heroics are outweighed by the hilarious, disgusting and deflating fact of hands covered in baby urine and poop.
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