Dov

Literal sex offender who likes jimmy johnsons, does a lot of hand movements but hes also an absolute mega stud and he will fuck your wife if he wants to, and by wife i mean your 5 year old brother, trust me, also hes pretty good at basketball as he has experience touching big balls

john: bro dov fucked my wife last night and now we're going through a divorce
stan: you sure it wasn't your 5 year old sister?
john: act

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Dov

don't be a dov. a dov is the worst person ever to exist and they probably rape children, are annoying, and love basketball. also they are secretly nice.

man 1: "yo i think my best friend is actually a Dov"
man 2: "bro you better run before he rapes you"

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Dov

dov is a good person that loves jet black dogs and follows their dreams without giving up (hopefully)

dov is awesome

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DOV

Pronounced 'Dove.' An informal(/irreverent) medical term for a patient who is alive and 'stable,' but being supported by a ventilator and generally in a coma, with little chance of ever recovering function. Stands for 'Dead On the Vent(ilator).'

It's been a slow night; we got a GSW around 2:00, but otherwise just been the DOVs.

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dov

the chaddest chad to ever chad it (ever)

person: yo look at dov he's too good
person2: insanity

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Dov

Dov - a deity created through the collective hatred of humanity with the purpose of destroying civilization

Supèorį lor ücte, dov iska lo mein!!!
(Bloody hell, the demonic child has been born!!!)

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DOV

D.O.V. is an acronym for DragOnView, which alludes to pornography filmed from the point of view of a human male's phallic member.

The term D.O.V. is often used in conjunction with classic, alluding to a good friend's tastes; for example, "He enjoys watching DOV's all night long... Classic Luis."

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