drnk

The way "drunk" is typed to simulate drunkenly slurred speech -- but more likely you're just too drunk to spell and should probably put your phone down. It's like an onomatopoeia, but for text messaging.

Text: "ssooo drnk rn!"

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drnk

Pronounced "dernk," but NEVER spelled with vowels, it can be traced back to stupid teenagers trying to come up with a sound that retarded people make. However, the true meaning of drnk lies in its context; you say this word when there is nothing to say.
It can be used in such situations as:
1. When something boggles your mind.
2. When you are completely confused as to what a teacher or other "authority" figure is speaking about and it all sounds like the "wa-waaa" noises the adults make in Peanuts.
3. When you've just witnessed a completely stupid act or heard a completely stupid joke.
4. Et cetera.

My friend Tom, after seeing the Matrix Reloaded: "The only way to adequately describe that movie would be a shiny, four-mile high DRNK."

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Drnk

A piss take of the music artist JME means drink, another variation of his meaningless vocabulary.Bleds speech.

Say: 'Durnk' (fast)

"Get me a drnk, I'm well thirsty bled."

"I need a drnk bitch!"
"What?!"
"Sorry Mum, I'm just following fashion and being a twat.."

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