DSTL

When you're sitting down in one place for a while (or laying down), feeling somewhat sweaty and all of a sudden you realize your large cock is stuck so badly to your leg that you immediately have to stick your hands balls deep in your pants and fix this emergency situation. This is known as DSTL. Dick Stuck To Leg.

"Dude I just tried to move and my dick just got ripped off my leg." "Shit man, DSTL is deadly."

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