Ducati

A two wheeled money pit, sexy beyond words, enough to drive a normal person insane with lustful passion, and to empty any wallet. Universally despised by the larger motorcycle community that can't afford to own one.

Ducati bikes are practical, reliable, and affordable, and people never spend any money to customize them.... NOT!

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Ducati

Legends on wheels. Makers of the finest, fastest and sexiest two wheeled machines ever!

Have a look on www.ducati.com

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Ducati

A beautiful motorcycle.

Trinity was riding a Ducati 996 in the matrix reloaded.

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Ducati

A great motorcycle manufacturer that is disliked by the majority of the biking community, simply because the majority of the people who buy them tend to only see them as status symbols.

"yo bill!, guess what bike Tom Cruise bought!"

Bill "let me guess, a Ducati, Mv Agusta or a Harly"

Me "how do you know?"

Bill "because there the most expensive"

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Ducati

Wicked awesome and then some.

That track DJ Swanse threw down was Ducati.

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Ducati

1. A motorbike, possibly the best in the world, other than Harley Davidson.

2. It's an italian word. It means 'Shit my pants on two wheels.'

Whoa man, did you see that!?

What?

A ducati!

And?

This chick flashed me.

Whoa man, we gotta get ourselves one of those.

The power of Ducatis and boobs.

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Ducati

An incredibly sexy Italian bitch built like the sexiest bike ever

Girl: Have you seen the new exchange student?

Guy: The Italian one?
Girl: Hella Ducati. I'd tap that.

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