dwr

Driving while rolling

man, don't wait till we get there before we roll that blunt. or better yet, let me roll it. you don't want to get pulled over and charged with DWR

TL;DWR

"Too Long Don't Wanna Read" goes ahead of a long line of text. This should be used in the case you want to put the TLDR first and be grammatically correct. Used best for political discussions when you're trying to hook an audience that really doesn't care about your argument, but shouldn't be used for regular stories as there should be a mild-to-great disdain between you and the audience.

TL;DWR: No Karlson didn't cheat in the World Open, it was a really good move.

Over the weekend I saw that a lot of people were complaining about a move Magnus Karlson made.

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All in all it must be said that the Karlson is really good at chess.

DWR

DAILY WORK REPORT.

JOSE : JUAN DID YOU FINISH YOUR REPORTS THIS WEEK?
JUAN: IF YOU WANT TO KNOW IF I FINISHED MY DWR. I DID JOSE. GO AHEAD AND AUTHORIZED ALL OF MY DWR'S RIGHT NOW.