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When a shit exceeds 20 minutes to complete. Comparable to how an average American Dad shits.
Damn dude, we’ve gotta go to the mall to meet up with Jessica. You’ve been on the toilet for like an hour and 15, you always take these dad shits, bro!
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A jackass dad who leaves the kid at 1 year
my bitch ass dad left me at 1 year old, im going to put a hit on him
shit dad
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A man that fathers a child but refuses to help raise the child. One who does not pay child support or put his child first. Also known for not spending time with the child but complains to everyone the mother will not allow it. One who trades quality time with his children for a homewrecking whore.
Paul is a piece of shit dad.
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A sperm donor. A male that does not acknowledge his kids whatsoever and knows nothing about their lives. Someone who goes very long periods of time without talking to his kids and doesn't provide.
Cody forgot his daughters birthday, he is a piece of shit dad.
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The moment when your girlfriend/bf calls you when ur fucking their dad
Phone wrings:
You: YEs
Gf/Bf: what are you doing???
You Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt
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