daddy's secret sauce

A mixture of mayo, honey mustard, and fermented horse semen. Often used to on McDonald's burgers and high end lube.

Dude!! Jacking off last night was so great! I used Daddy's secret sauce to lube it up!!!

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Big Daddy's Secret Sauce

Semen produced by a hippopotamus

Dude 1:What's that all over you?
Dude 2:I was standing too close to the hippopotamus enclosure and got Big Daddy's Secret Sauce all over me!