Dalston

The best place in the north of England, many famous people hail from there. Men known to come from Dalston gets from 10 - 50 females per hour. Bouncing round Dalston you will discover there is little to do but you will have a good time anyway.

Attractive Female #1: "that guys fit he must be from Dalston!"
Attractive Female #2: "where else could someone that fit be from?!"

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Dalston

Originally a nick-name for famous cowboys in Texas. However, it is now used as slang to describe anything extremely country/western.

Billy Bob: "Your belt buckle is so dalston."
Billy Joe: "Thanks! So is your big hat."

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Dalston diamonds

Broken glass in the street, usually from broken car windows as a result of theft.

Dalston is an area of Hackney, East London.

The street was shining with Dalston diamonds.

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Dalston claws

Excessively long fake nails, typically worn by women of African origin and often seen in parts of North and East London in the vicinity of Dalston.

"Crikey, look at the Dalston Claws on that"

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Dalston Junction

A term used when a drunk person knocks over a glass and awkward silence ensues.

"Whoa, the girl at that table just did a Dalston Junction!"