Dan Andrews

To pop off early or jump the gun. It refers to when Dan Andrews tweeted “Zero” when Victoria recorded zero covid cases after a lockdown, then the 3 days after recording 7, 6 and 29 cases in a row, subsequently entering another lockdown.

Alex: Did you hear about Luke? He finally banged Ash!

Brayden: Yeah but he did a Dan Andrews, he prematurely ejaculated.

Dan Andrews

A person who hold no value and is completely Un-Australian

Don't be a Dan Andrews

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Dan Andrews

1. (noun) A Labor Party idiot/Victorian Premier/lockdown-lover/puppeteer of Albo (Anthony Albanese, the dickhead Prime Minister). See dickhead.
2. (verb) To fall down the stairs whilst blind drunk and listening to the song "Get on the Beers" by Mashd & Kutcher, which features clips of one of Dan Andrews' press conferences. Dictator Dan (Daniel Andrews) did this whilst Premier.

Did you do the Dan Andrews in your apartment?

Dan andrews

Didn't take advice from anyone went there own way then proceeded to complete and utterly screw up and screw everyone over

See Terry shut down the whole town?

Yeah he really did a "Dan andrews" on that electrical board.

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The Dan Andrews

Avoid a question. Divert a question. Not to answer a question

Hey Robs pullin "The Dan Andrews" again

Hey mate answer the question i don't have time for all this "Dan Andrews" garbage.

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