Danesia

When you are the Victorian premier and you ruin the entire state then suddenly and very conveniently forget what happened.

I have Danesia.

I’m not sure who hired the private security firm.

I didn’t receive an offer of ADF assistance.

Danesia

Danesia refers to the loss of memories, specifically conversations. The sufferer is typically unable to recall a conversation they have had with you in the past and will proceed to tell you a story you’ve already heard. Sufferers will also ignore cues by listeners suggesting that they have engaged in this conversation already. Danesia is incredibly rare. It was first discovered in 1995 in Melbourne, Australia with only 1 known case. Epidemiologist are still studying it’s risk patterns. There are no known causes rather a mix of environment factors.

“A new Beatles documentary just came out”
“Yeah I know, spoke to Dan and his Danesia was in full force”