Someone who has a 1 inch penis, and who also has a milf of a mother.
They also have 0 game and get boners at parties but they only talk to women about universities.
Is that a Daniel edwards, WOW his cock must be tiny
A Dirty Daniel Edwards is when you get lured to Ipswich on a false pretence and find out she has a dirty arsehole... so drive home sad and alone thinking you canβt smell porn.
I was on a dating app and ended up doing a βdirty Daniel Edwardsβ
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