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A full house hand in poker. Comes from the show "Full House", where Danny Tanner is the father, played by Bob Saget.
When I won the pot, I showed my Danny Tanner, and he was glad he folded.
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When having sex doggy style while facing a full length mirror, you tell the girl that you are having sex with that she is making a terrible mistake.
And then when the man finishes he tells the girl that he hopes that she learned her lesson....cue the music.
**The man must be wearing a cardigan while practicing the Danny Tanner**
"Kimmy, you've been a bad neighbor. Time for a Danny Tanner. I hope you learned an important lesson at our house today."
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1.the dad from Full House,known for being a total nimrod
2.A total nimrod
Danny Tanner was TV's greatest nimrod.
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When you're trying to take a shit in the bathroom and all the stalls are taken, so you either pretend to take a piss at the urinal, or if the urinals are also full you just walk out. Named a Danny Tanner because it's a Full House.
I went to go take a shit in the bathroom and saw that all the stalls were full, so I turned to pretend to take a piss and saw that all the urinals were full too. As I was walking out someone else walked in and saw it was a Danny Tanner so he also left—as we were both leaving we saw a poor soul hurriedly walking towards the bathroom, unbeknownst to him that a Danny Tanner was lurking there to greet his ass.
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Feces. The fecal matter deposited after taking a shit.
"Jesus, did someone just shit?"
"Yep! Danny Tanner came to visit me."
"Christ, was Danny Tanner here? Did you check the baby's diaper?"
"Wow, did you just drop off Danny Tanner or something? Go light a match, dude!"
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Danny Tanner aka the dad on full house is the
epitome of douche bag and or fag... who always like to clean everything and think every problem is solved by a hug with corny sad music in the background...
Friend1:Dude... your dad is so weird...
Friend2:Yeah man.. he's a total Danny Tanner
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The act of letting your sister and her down on his luck husband move into your house only to carry on a homosexual relationship in exchange for free rent
While Becky is hard at work trying to make a better life for her family her brother pulls a danny tanner forcing her husband Jesse to sleep with him so Jesse doesn’t have to find a real job and can persue his dream of making it as a musician
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