Danzaburou

Ok. You clearly didn't look up the Danzaburou thing. So, I'll explain.

Iam "Alright. So Danzaburou is the Supreme leader of the danuki (Magical Racoon-Dogs). And he's know for disguising himself as a human and TRICKING HUMAN PHYSICIANS and embezzling money from people. He usually always pays back what he stole."

Hym "Get it? So, apparently, your corporate overlords have a sense of humor. That's why racoon dogs..."