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Being in the process of becoming a dark sider. An art only possible at a federal academy. Sleeping and or having a relationship with a female academy attendee is dark siding. The occurrence is due to someone no longer being able to go without getting any, often times it is safer to sleep with your own hand. Correction it is always safer to sleep with ones own hand.
Reference dark side definition #3 and #6
john doe has been dark siding for quite some time with jane deere
Why the hell would you be dark siding?
Masturbation is better then dark siding.
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An event that is so awesome and at the same time, kind of fucked up, it has no rival. (e.g: Darth Vader)
Also known as Getting your Palpatine on or going Palpatine.
Man 1: So, the other day, I was getting a BJ from my girlfriend and after she finished, I showed her some porn and told her what she did wrong.
Man 2: Man, that is Dark Side.
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evil dude: "Come over to the dark side, we have cookies"
some guy: "ok"
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some guy: "hey where are the cookies?!??!!!?!"
evil dude: "its the dark side, what did you expect"
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- Hey what did you vote?
- Democrats, duh.
- Dude, cross over to the dark side. We've got cookies.
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The state of being so drunk that there is no way to go back. Being completely and absolutely obliterated, hammered ass drunk.
James hit the dark side around the 12th whiskey and coke, right before he threw his wallet at the dealer to buy back into the poker game.
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Ungodly, Tarot Cards, Stars, Psychics, Zoologists, Demons, Worshipping Moons, Unchristian, This and That, You Didn't Pray for Me, Solstice Gatherings, Spiritual Warfare, Evil
Margeret, a god warrior, was so deeply disturbed by the Dark Sided presence that she rebuked the evil $50,000 check in the name of jesus.
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The evil, corruptive Side of the Force in Star Wars.
Generaly very tempting and it's easy to fall for it when a Jedi can't control his feelings.
Come to the Dark Side! We have Cookies!!
Yoda "Dark the other side is"
Obi Wan "STFU and eat your Toast, Toad!"
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