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Rare yet extremely potent in smell and amplitude, the dart fart is sharp, quick and painful for everyone.
"She must be the queen of the Dart Fart! This bitch dart-farted eight consecutive times!!!"
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Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!
Uch!!! Jean, I must away to the waters edge to clean my fart dart, I shant be long my love!!
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To fart into one's hand, capturing a good amount of ass gas in closed fist, and then blowing it towards it's desired target.
He hit me with his "fart dart" and I almost passed out.
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To fart in one's hand and throw it at someone, as if you were throwing a dart at a target.
Jake caught me off guard with his 'buttercup,' so I threw him a 'fart dart!'
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The Fart Dart was invented at Michigan State University in January 2007 by a freshman who happened upon a golden opportunity. He captured a waft of his own silent fart in his hand, aimed it at his roommate, and blew it into his face. Hence, the Fart Dart was invented.
Jake decided to make friends with his floor neighbors, but ruined his chances when he blew a fart dart into Justin's face.
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When your fart comes out really fast, and smells bad, but does not make any noise
To fart while playing darts.
Later me and John are playing fart darts.