Darth Gizmo

The coolest dog in the world.

Part Terrier, Part Poodle, Part Sith Lord.

Part Mr Whippy Machine.

Braver than a brave thing when there is a sheet of glass or a fence between him and the enemy. Meek enough to probably inherit a planet when not.

Usually is owned by the coolest people in the world (unless they are around 4' 5" and 9years old)

"ohh look at that dog, isn't he cool!!"
"That IS the Darth Gizmo, he is your father*. Prolly."

(*Technically impossible due to having been de-nadded)