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If you are dating a woman and you don’t know until you have sex for the first time that she has a penis, you are legally allowed to punch her- er…him in the teeth without warning and without penalty.
Bro she’s got a dick.
Well as per dating law #64 you can knock his ass tf out
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The act of being a couple without officially dating
Those two hang out all the time, they are so common law dating
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exclusively dating a person for 7 weeks
Tomorrow will be our seventh week together, we are now common law dating!
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When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.
Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.
Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.