Davidoff Scalzini

AKA 'The Scourge of Sobriety'

AKA 'Perth's Favourite Adopted Citizen'

AKA 'Destroyer of Tax Dodgers and livers'

The man.

The Legend.

The Scalzi.

"Holy shit balls!"

"What's that mate?"

"Scalzi's back in Perth!"

"Davidoff Scalzini?? Shit mate, clear my schedule for tomorrow! Time for beers I reckon!"