Day Old Cake

Has been..Someone who tells you what he used to be in order to gain acceptance or favor. "Don't take me to Jail cuz I used to be a Cop" to which you can reply "Well that shit I took this morning used to be a piece of cake but it's not now!"

"That guy used to be my boss at work but now he's just day old cake"...

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cake day

when a redditor has a cake symbol next to their username, it is your honor to wish them a “happy cake day” bc it is their reddit birthday. aka anniversary of the creation of their reddit account.

COMMENT THREAD:
AMAL44269<cake symbol>: this is a repost. you’re dumb

<comment reply to amal44269>
BOOTYHAVER420: Cake me the FUCK up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy cake day hAppy CaKe DaY 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 cAKEdaY right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy cake day.

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Cake Day

The name of the day your username was born (on Reddit.com).

A great day of celebration, which typically requires a post.

Usernames celebrating their cake day will have a cake icon next to their username.

Today is my cake day, and my actual birthday is a week from now and Thanksgiving is Thursday, thus making this an awesome week. Reddit, I want to know, what was your best week ever? on Nov 22 from lawngnomeking

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Cake Day

The day marking the anniversary of Marie Antoinette's death by guillotine on October 16, 1793. It is celebrated by the making and consumption of large, elaborate, and ostentatious cakes that are shared with all, especially peasants.

Hey everyone, it's Oct. 16th, come have some of this fabulous cake that I made to celebrate Cake Day!

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Cake Day

A euphoric day in which pleasure comes from circumstances in which one is driven by desire, as one might be driven to eat the irresistible sugar in a cake.

A first kiss would make a normal day into a cake day.

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cake day

When you and all your mates rock over to someone’s house and make a big fuck off cake with half an ounce of weed in it.

chime for cake day at ali's

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Cake Day

An alternative way to say "birthday". Popular on Reddit.

Hooray! Happy Cake Day to me!

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