Day Late

Being super slow and not quite getting it.

Dude, He's being day late. I don't think he knows what he's doing or saying. He's being worse than a blonde.

Day Late Friend

The scenario of this phrase is about a guy and a girl who are friends. The guy has feelings for her and vise versa, but the girl rejected the guy cause maybe she wasn't ready or she was confused. After the guy has moved on and has a new girlfriend, the girl finally admitted her true feelings to him but it's too late and thus, she's his Day Late Friend.

Jake and Mindy were best friends and they began to have feelings for each other. Jake tried to ask Mindy out, but Mindy rejected Jake even though she feels the same way. Jake moves on and finds another girl and they both got closer. By the time Mindy decided to express her true feelings to Jake, it's too late cause Jake has already moved on and is attached to the new girl and thus, Mindy is Jake's day late friend.

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day late friend

Person 1 likes Person 2 and told Person 2 their feelings but Person 2 has gotten over or is in a relationship with someone else.

We could have been lovers, but ur still my day late friend.

I'm sorry I'm going out with Samantha, your a day late.

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day late and a dollar short

Means you're too late. Like if a guy likes you and then another one asks you out before him, you say to the first guy, "sorry, day late and a dollar short." So basically, you waited and screwed yourself over.

Guy: Hey, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry, day late and a dollar short... Guy 2 just asked me out yesterday.

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A day late and a dollar short

An expression used by those who are with incredible stupidity and of a state of retardation that pairs well with their receding and grotesque hairline

Bafoon:Hey I'm a day late and a dollar short
Regular Person: Shut up

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Late Day Eggs

Something fake niggas eat. If one is found eating eggs late in the day, it's a wrap, their career and life is over.

Example conversation between late day eggs degenerate and normal dude
Dude 1: Yo you get yo' J's from Banana Republic.
Dude 2: Man shu' cho' ass up, you eat eggs late in the day, why you tryna diss me?

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late-day onset (LDO)

When a hangover comes roaring in later in the day instead of first thing in the morning. Or, the hangover itself.

"The morning was great, but the late-day onset (LDO) was brutal."