National hug an elf day ( just hug them, if they ask, show this to them )
oh! its December 12th, national hug an elf day!
People born this day are superior to other because they are able to get gifts on their birthday just far enough that they donβt have to wait for Christmas to get all of them.
I wish I wasnβt born in December 25th because that guy over there born on December 12th gets presents for both his birthday and Christmas.
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December 12th is national slap a flat ass day.
boy: *Slaps Ass*
girl: βWhy did you do that?!β
boy: βItβs December 12th and you gotta flat assβ
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December 12th is βMake Your Parents Buy You Any Animal Day!β
Me:Mom can you buy me a parakeet and a giraffe?
Mom: Absolutely not!
Me: I will ask dad then... DAD!
Dad: Yes?
Me: go but me a parakeet and a giraffe!
Dad: Not. Gonna. Happen.
Me: welp itβs December 12th, you gotta buy me any animal I want! You have no choice!
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The most talented and creative people are born on this day! They are a Sagittarius so they are fearless and adventurous, they are likely to experience some rough challenges but they naturally make it through.
Girl 1: β omg they are so brave!β
Girl 2: β yah they where born on December 12th!β
Girl 1: β I wish I had a birthday like that!β
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Slap a hoe and call her Santa day
Aye bro it's December 12th!!!!
Yeah!!!!
You know what that means!?!??!!
Hell yeah brother!!!!
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Guy - Yo girl itβs December 12th
Girl- Yeah I know drop your pants
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