Deflex

Saying something bad in your life, so the others feel rather sorry than envy.
Works good against people who need to feel better than everyone else.

Jonah just deflexed about his drug addiction. At least my life isn't that out of control.

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To scare a girl a way, it's root is the word deflect.

Most of the time it happens because you are fat/ugly and she doesn't even want to converse with you. It can also happen just by being rude.

I met this hot chick and she saw me and I deflex'ed her. :(

OMG she is so hot, she would deflex me in a second!

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Deflex

When someone flexes with a toxic trait or a negative attitude they have while being absolutely dramatic and absurd

-wanna go out with me? everyone else is busy this weekend

=sure im alwyas people's last choice anyway , haha deflex

-my phone is not working

=is it broken?
-no but my heart is