Deitz

The last name of champions. Gods among men, yet endearing and humble all at the same time. Mind-blowing isn't it?

Two guys standing on a sidewalk notice a man being robbed. A stranger runs up, punches the robber in the back of the head and proceeds to give him a hellacious beatdown. Afterwords, the man thanks the stranger and the stranger tells him simply, "Don't mention it." and carries on about his day.

Guy 1: "Man that was crazy!"
Guy 2: "That dude must have been a Deitz!"

31👍 5👎

Kyle Deitz

18 year old male with a penis like bologna, small thin and yet has alot of gerth. Longs to be as good a drummer as nick cannon.His mom is hot

yo dawg, what it do yung kyle deitz wanna play the dut

deitz nuts

A phrase referring to the commercial by Dietz & Watson advertising their protein, savory sausage bites. In the commercial they parody the"Deez Nuts" meme in a humorous way.

"We like to think of them as the world’s first meat nuts" - Deitz & Watson

These? Deitz nuts. Yeah, grab a handful of dietz nuts.