Demerol Shades

The extremely darkened or black lensed sunglasses worn by people into the ER, Urgent Care, or doctors office to gain sympathy from staff in an attempt to increase the amount of medication they hope to receive for their 'headache' pain.

Dr Morphi-- Sooooo, tell me about your illness today?

Sick Sally-- (lowers cell phone) Ooooo doctor! My head is just pounding! I had to wear my dark shades today because even the dimmest light increases my pain! Nothing I tried at home is strong enough! Please help!

Dr Morphi--😲

Sick Sally--😎

Dr Morphi-- (waking away) mutters 'damn Demerol shades'...