Denhamation

The act of getting a girl outrageously intoxicated, whilst maintaining a state of total sobriety, before proceeding to dominate said girl.

After pouring a pint of vodka down her throat, Steve took his lady friend upstairs for some denhamation, whilst casually sipping on his shandy.

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Denham

Denham's are very hard to come across. You are very lucky to ever meet one. They are TERRIBLE at making jokes, but are still funny no matter how retarded the joke is. Sometimes these jokes can get him in trouble, but this is usually because people don't understand him. Deep down, Denham's are very emotional and sensitive.

Denham's are great to be around as they are kind and compassionate.
They love listening to music and making their own music. The music they listen to usually connects to how they are feeling at the moment.

Have you heard Denham's music lately? It sounds so cool.

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denham

den-uh m

Noun

1. The lying asshole out of which only bullshit comes.

Origins
Old English denn ("a squalid or vile hole where one lies") + Old Norse hǫm ("a cut of meat from the hindquarters or buttock of a pig or similar livestock")

Synonyms
Anus, asshole, bang hole, bung hole, butt hole, doodie hole, fart pipe, hamflower, poop chute, pooper, puckered starfish, shit box, shit whistle, snuz, starfish, turd cutter, etc.

"That politician is a downright, double denham."

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Denham's Dentifrice

From the novel Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury,

Dentifrice is an old word for toothpaste, so when Montag hears Denham's Dentifrice, he is hearing an add for a new toothpaste.

Joe: Hey Rikki! You're teeth are so white! What toothpaste do you use?
Rikki: Thanks, Joe! I use Denham's Dentifrice

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Dirty Denham

A sexual manuever preformed by inserting a sperm-soaked finger into your partners anus and thrusting forcibly.

"Honey I'm ready to take our love life to the next step. Lets try the Dirty Denham."

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'doing a Denham'

This is when you are invited to an event, ask about the event several times over at least a week duration. Tell everyone you are excited about the event and then subsequently leave the event after 4 minutes.

'doing a Denham'

denham springs

denham springs is also known as hell

there is nothing to do in denham springs, because there is a trailor every other stop sign!

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