Deponts

A fertile woman with fluctuations in weight and moods.

"I can't believe Susan from high school turned out to be a deponts!"

depontication

to throw someone off a bridge

Jamie was upset with the way the argument with Jill was going and as they crossed a bridge he saw an opportunity to end his misery. At the perfect moment he chose to practice a bit of depontication.

Deponte

A depressing sexual drought. A long and horrific amount of time without sexual contact.

I gotta go out and meet some new people so I can't bust out of this Deponte. No love slump born again virgin round peg square hole chastity dry spell no action Jackson hands on relationship