Dermie

The best possible parking space outside a given venue/shop/drinking establishment/gym/etc. Named so after ex-Hawthorn AFL player Dermet Brereton's penchant for parking his Ferrari at will outside the front entry of nightclubs.

Person 1: "Hey mate check out my park."
Person 2: "Fuck me...you just bagged a Dermie."
Person 1: "You know it."
Person 2: "Now you have a minimal distance to travel to your car."

dermies

Short form for dermatologist. Can also be used in reference to dermatologists-in-training.

Damn, those Dermies are smart AND hot.

Dermied

Dermy, Dermi-ed(v): the result of taxidermy; stuffed

“I’m going out Friday to the bar to get dermied”
“Shut the fuck up bitch or I’ll dermy your ass and kick ya round like a stuffed animal!”

Dermi

1) the hotness
2) something completely awesome in every way
3) my pet name for Katie Counts

1) whoa, that chick is so Dermi
2) dude, this band is Dermi!!
3) I love you, Dermi

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Dermis Slut

A straight person who gets very touchy feely around gays.

Leah always rubs my arm when I'm with her . I know she's str8 and just doing it bc she wants what she will never have. What a dermis slut!

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rigor dermis

the "death mask" result of an overindulgence in Botox and other aging-skin enhancements

Do I think she's gotten Botox injections?!? She's hit the needle so many times, she's got rigor dermis.

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Hyper dermis

Part of the skin that has been tattooed on and can be felt by touch as protruding above the epidermis creating a sense of an extra layer over the epidermis.

Hyper dermis can be very sensitive to sun exposure.