Destroyota

1. A death machine made by Toyota

2. Specifically a Toyota who's acceleration and deceleration methods are faulty.

3. Any car that appears to be out of control.

4. Pinto of the 21st century.

5. Synonymous with Toyota: A car that never stops, even when you press hard on the brakes.

WTF, your car is acting weird...? Hell, at least it's not one of those destroyota death machines!

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Did you see that destroyota prius behind us?! F* that! I'm taking THIS exit now!!

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(Driver) WHAT THE F* WAS THAT?!

(Pass.) Dude, it must have been a destroyota that almost killed us!

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Did you hear that Steve Wozniak told a conference his 2010 Prius "goes wild" under some conditions...? That's what people get for buying a Destroyota!

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