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The ability to keep stressful circumstances and issues from disturbing your inner peace .
She is able to stay detached from all the drama going on at work.
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noun: A military unit that is dispatched from a larger unit usually for special purposes or missions.
DUDE: Remember that CWAR detachment we were on back in 99?
HOMIE: Yeah man, we were way out in Egypt, site 60 or something. There wasn't anyone around except those Mexicans that night.
DUDE: Yeah that was some funny shit. That idiot Welford thought he was Border Patrol.
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A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.
If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.
Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.
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Cooler than the other side of the pillow. To be detached cool, remember not to look at any cameras when taking pictures while you also look like you're thinking deeply about world peace and/or the meaning of life and why we are all here.
Person A: Why does Staan look so deep in thought?
Person B: He's not really deep in thought. Someone was just taking a picture of him.
Person A: Wow. So detached cool.
<noun>
1. A sexual act; only able to be performed in total darkness.
The male penetrates the female's vagina with an object that resembles a penis (dildo, cucumber, banana, etc.); while doing so, the male makes loud and convincing "grunts" and "moans."
Within minutes, the male then suddenly falls out of the bed and "screams," leaving the penis-like object inside of the female.
When performed correctly, the female will panic, scream, and in some occasions faint, thinking the male's penis has "fallen off."
2. A male who has leprosy, and whose penis can literally detach.
1. "No, Cherise didn't get beat up last night. Clint just pulled the detachable penis on her, and she fainted right into the headboard."
2. "Jesus Christ!" <runs from the bedroom>
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Used when a guy is acting like such a pussy that an imaginary or spiritual tit is assumed to be attached and wrongfully employed by his mouth. Perhaps even a specific phantom tit, such as that of a mother or gf.
Coach: Hey, Jimmy, it's okay you struck out. Stop your crying. Just remember next time, detach tit. Then bat.
Guy1: Marjorie wants me to help pick between mauve and fuschia for the dining room.
Guy2: Detach tit before speaking, man.
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