Diagoddamnostics

The last attempt at getting that old, busted-ass piece of shitty technology to work. This is generally a final stage of frustration rather than an attempt at actual repair. It usually involves an irrational act or series of actions, often paired with an incomprehensible sequence of poorly-enunciated vulgarity.

Holy fuck, man. Oh my f... Hey, you see that Mercedes down there? Open the window for me. Yeah, I'm fucking serious. Let's see if I can peg her stupid vanity plate with this five pound Apple MacFrisbee. Let's see it do some diagoddamnostics on that shit!