When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.
Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.
Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.
Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.
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when your friend is hungry, and there is nothing to eat. so you offer him your penis to eat.
josh: hey jason you have nothing to eat in the refrigerator.
jason: if your that hungry you can have dick dinner.
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An absolute cock gobbling whore. A female slut that takes a cock in all three holes at the same time. A true champion of the cock trifecta.
Emily will pull a train anytime. She is hungry for the D and will dine on a three dick dinner anytime, anyplace.
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When you consume your own smegma, which is a yellowish, moist substance found under your foreskin.
Eww, Robert ran out of food so he had to have a dick-cheese dinner!
A phrase to describe someone who has had sex with a lot of men
PERSON 1: Did you hear Alex brought another boy back last night?!
PERSON 2: I swear to god that girl has had more dicks than dinners
Someone you want to put your dick in.
She’s gonna be my dick’s dinner. She’s my dick’s dinner.