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When one places his penis inside a bowl of Mac N' Cheese and pulls out to find their dick cheesed.
"Stick yo dick in dis Mac N' Cheese and get dick cheesed" - Cheesasaurus Rex
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The crusty smelly shit on an unwashed dick
His dick smelt like fucking sewer bruhhhh that man had a serious case of Dick Cheese!
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Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it
If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity
Person 1: ewww he has dick cheese, he's never getting laid
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The one thing that even the kindest, most supportive and open-minded woman will not look past when dating a man.
(Woman talking with her best friend).
"I feel really shallow Lisa because he was such a good, kind man. He was great with my kids, with animals. He stood for all the right things. He had a great sense of humour. He was intelligent, he spoke several languages and I felt totally comfortable in his presence. Even my parents loved him and they are normally very icy with my prospective partners. He had a great body and clearly worked out so why couldn't I look past his horrendous dick cheese? I mean I feel like a total bitch."
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A white crusty substanace that forms all on and around the penis when a man hasn't washed it after sex or at all in a long time
baby, you better take care of that dick cheese before you think i'm going down on ya
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Semen left to ferment for a while until it becomes a cheese-like substance.
I understand swallowing, but dick cheese is disgusting!
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the smegma found under the foreskin, with a pungently gross smell that fills the whole house. Often used as a substitute for Parmesan within poverty-stricken households.
"my dick cheese is evolving, i think its becoming a fetus!"
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