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An alternative name for Valentine’s Day.
I hope you have a great Valentine’s Day, or as I like to call it Dick Christmas!
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The discovery of your penis being covered with red and green warts in the morning.
Steve: "Oh my God! Why is my dick all messed up!?"
Jan: "Surprise! Merry Christmas Dick!"
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When a male applies cocaine to his penis and then has sexual intercourse.
My buddy jeff Christmas dicked Zach’s mom.
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