When your penis is so small it rests on top of your balls like a mini couch.
"Tim Smith your dick is so small, worthless and inadequate it just lays around on its dick couch all day watching Mauray Povich and collecting welfare checks."
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Some one who uses their body as a couch on which dicks may lay. Usually implying that one is homosexual. Usually used as an insult.
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