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Instead of "I butt dialed you" the more fitting expression from me would be "my dick dialed you". Because my butt is unable to use my phone, but my dick, on the other hand, is very much capable and very willing to do so. Plus, I don't carry my phone in my back pocket next to my butt, I carry it in my front pocket, like everyone else does, next to my dick. So.... I dick dialed you.
Oh my bad bro, I must have dick dialed you.
Hot Chick: I think you butt dialed me.
Me: No ma'am, I dick dialed you.
The act of having your cel phone dial itself while in your pocket.
I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.
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Accidentally pocket dialing someones phone with your dick and or thighs. Same as butt dialing but done with a penis.
Did I call you?! nawww man! oh wait bro, my bad. You know I got this big black ass dick and these skinny jeans on... I must have accidentally DICK DIALED yo muthafuckin' ass!
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Just like butt dial but when your phone is in your front pocket.
Dude 1: Dude, I think you butt dialed me, all I heard was static and muffled conversation for like 10 minutes.
Dude 2: Dude, that must have been a dick dial, I carry my phone in my front pocket.
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Calling someone, you’d otherwise not want to talk, for the soul purpose of hoping it results in sex
Dylan wasn’t in the mood to listen to Nicole but he was hoping she was as horny as him so he dick-dialed
When a woman, gay man or any person who prefers sex with a person possessing a penis, call said person at a disrespectfully late hour seeking sex and sex alone.
I can't believe Jason has a girlfriend oh well I'm gonna dick dial Chris tonight
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The act of while driving, you put your phone on the seat in between your leg and your member calls one of your contacts.
"Hey man you called, what's up?" "Oh my bad, I must've Dick Dialed you again "
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