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The phrase people say when trying to fuck up your focus when playing video games, sports or having sex.
(guy steps up to hit driver)
Guy: "silence please"
Douchebag: "Dick In Your Mouth!"
Guy: "Dammit Chris!"
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The ultimate burn to anyone who says any number. This great burn may seem to be beaten by the number 0 but if any sly character tries to pull that one on you , just say "Pussies you've tocuhed."
Example 1:
Jaret: Yo Pat how old are you?
Pat: 18
Jaret: DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH!
Pat: Fuck I always fall for that lame joke.
Example 2:
Jaret: Pat what's the biggest number you can think of?
Pat: Zero
Jaret: Pussies you've touched, Fuck Pat your so dumb.
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shoving your index finger into an unsuspecting open mouth
some dumptruck at a bar won't quit yapping her hussy face off; rather than insulting her and her friends or trying to continue to just get laid, wait for an obnoxious laugh and pop your entire finger into her mouth while saying "dick in your mouth! DIYM". conversation satisfyingly over, and at least you get a good laugh out of it.
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Stop talking about me all the time. Get my name out your mouth.
John: George why are you always playing that video game. Don't you have anything better to do.
George: Get my dick out your mouth!!
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Getting absolutely destroyed
Like, damn
Think this: You playing 2K19 and you getting your ass beat 65-12
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Friend: Oh my god, bro! My dick is in your mouth. MY DICK IS IN YOUR MOUTH!
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The act of using an African American penis to dick someones' mouth.
"I will nigger dick your mouth if you don't shut the fuck up."
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When someone says something so stupid/ ignorant, you ask them to please remove that dick from their mouth because they arent making sense.
Trevor= Michael Jordan sucks at basketball, Lebron is the greatest!
Me= Man!!!! SHUT UP! get that dick out of your mouth, you aint making any sense!
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