Dick Flattening

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.

- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.

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dick flattener

If your dick is cracked, this will help patch those up. If it is strangely bent this will also help it be flat.

"Oh sorry babe i cracked your dick!"
"Don't worry i got my hand Dick Flattener!"

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Dick flattening

Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority

I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone

Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice