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Take the average size of a penis (5.5") and multiply it by the number of men you have had sex with. If you would hurt yourself jumping off of the dick tower then you my friend, are a slut.
"Jane would die if she jumped off of her dick tower "
"Wow, Mark sure does have an effiel tower dick!!"
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To be put bluntly, a big dick
Damnnn he’s got an Eiffel Tower dick!
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What I have in my pants
my girlfriend took off my pants to start blowing me and exclaimed "HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE AN EFFIEL TOWER DICK"
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