dick tucked

an excuse given by women when approached by sketchy/less-than-desirable males at parties or on the street

male: "So wassup, can I get your number?"
female: "um yeah sure, but try to call me before the operation"
male: "what operation?"
female: "oh i'm having my dick tucked"
male: .......

dick tuck

When a man has to take a shit, he must first tuck the dick behind the toilet seat to avoid pissing all over the bathroom floor.

Man, I had to piss and shit so bad, lucky for that dick tuck or there would've been a lot of cleaning to do.

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