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A person of great stupidity who consequently gets a slap with a wet sticky penis after sex.
Bob - "Oh did you hear about Melaine, she's such a dickmong!"
Gary - "I know right! Who on earth pays to lick Justin Bieber's asscrack?"
1. One who hordes penises
2. One who displays dickish traits
3. A derogatory term for a male homosexual
1. You dickmonger!
2. Look at you hording those dicks, dickmonger!
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A person who is most appreciative of all things involving the sight, smell, feel, and outward taste of a man's dick. They take pleasuring this part of a man's body to a higher level. In other words, they are a dick loving, ball-breathing, spooge guzzling goo-gobbler.
After the game, the dudes in our locker room turn into total dickmongers.
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A collector of dicks; derived from fishmonger.
Kyle likes so much penis, he became a dickmonger.
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One who is familiar with male genitalia, and caters to it's needs.In other words, a cock loving, jizz guzzling ass fairy. See also democrat.
That Michael Moore is a real dickmonger!
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one who is beyond the gayest of gays
you know that guy jeff? hes a dickmonger
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A fat slutty whore
who is a nice lady
YOUR LANGUAGE IS OFFENSIVE TO ME
eat balls
Shut up dickmonger. your language is offensive to me
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